A cleaning charge will be added to your bill

From the CBC news website, 2 April 2018

The Canada Tourist Board/L'Office National du Tourisme du Canada wants you to know, the luxury hotels feature all the modern conveniences--valet parking, irons and ironing boards, flat-panel TVs, towels, and hot and cold running seagulls.

Meanwhile in Canada, people are getting high the natural way

Nabbed from the CBC News website; retrieved 26 April 2017;
no copyright claimed

Author's note: Reposted to this blog on February 14, 2018.

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We're getting high in Canada, even before they've legalized marijuana! (Coming soon to a stoner's backyard in early 2018.)