I am Sasha Farce

Author's note: Reposted to this blog on February 14, 2018. 

My issues with gender non-conforming behavior/bad, hopeless drag deserves a fuller treatment. The short version: I don't get why gender non-conforming behavior is such a big, new thing--Gays and lesbians have been doing it for years. We were gender non-conforming before gender non-confirming was cool. 

Probably not a big revelation, but I think gender non-conforming means a lot more than wearing a dress or sporting a butch haircut to show how "radical" or "woke" you are. It's about resisting stereotypes of what the conventional wisdom says it means to be a man or a woman. And that involves so much more than clothes, make-up, and hair. I have straight friends who are gender non-conforming--they live their lives as people, not as 1950s archetypes.

Oh, and with RuPaul in the world, there is no excuse for bad, hopeless drag. 

So stop it. Stop it right now.

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Guuuuuuuuuuurl.

Rethink this.

Rethink everything.

Nick Kroll explains it all for you

via GIPHY

Meanwhile in Canada, people are getting high the natural way

Nabbed from the CBC News website; retrieved 26 April 2017;
no copyright claimed

Author's note: Reposted to this blog on February 14, 2018.

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We're getting high in Canada, even before they've legalized marijuana! (Coming soon to a stoner's backyard in early 2018.)

Canada remembers: Who shot J. R. Ewing?

From the Canadian tabloid 24 Hours (Toronto)

Author's note: Reposted to this blog on February 14, 2018.

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Canada remembers who shot J.R. Ewing in 1980.

However, it doesn't remember that J.R. was seriously wounded, not actually killed in 1980.

Sigh.

I can see Canada from my house

"Palin while visiting Ketchikan during her gubernatorial
campaign in 2006" by Bob Weinstein. CC BY-SA 3.0 Unported.

Author's note: Reposted to this blog on February 14, 2018.

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I'm seeing buzz on Twitter this morning that Sarah Palin may be nominated as United States ambassador to Canada.

As the kids might say, 😲

Or maybe, 😳

Or maybe, 🙄

Or maybe we're all just laughing our tuques off.

A few quick observations--

• What did Canada ever do to hurt the U.S. so badly? Yes, some Canadians could earn an Olympic medal in patting themselves on the back, being self-satisfied about their nation and their lives compared to their American cousins. But is that any reason to inflict Sarah Palin on them--or anyone? I mean, if the Trump administration is so interested in torture, might I suggest letting Sarah set up her own Abu Graib-like black ops re-education center somewhere outside of Kotzebue?

• So much for the northern escape route. You thought you could treat Canada once again as your safety school (thank you, Stephen Colbert, for that observation) and flee Trump's America by trying to emigrate to Canada--without having a real sense of how to do it or how difficult it is to do. 

But the best way to do that is to vote--and not vote conservative, right wing, alt-right, Republican, or Jill Stein.

• Tut, tut, really, there's nothing to worry about: Sarah's sled dogs will turn on her and eat her alive before she gets as far as Dawson City.

Or she'll quit midway through her term.

Either way, problem solved.

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A silver lining?

Canada, like most Western nations, has concerns about low birthrate, an aging population, and how to maintain societal viability under such circumstances--and immigration, especially immigration that favors young families, is one way to address that.  

(Editor's note: As I have discovered in my efforts to apply for permanent residency in Canada, one gets zero points for being over 50, single, and childless. This means that even with a work permit, a master's degree, a lengthy professional record, fluency in English and some competency in French, not to mention a well-paying job, I still just barely score high enough to be considered by using the Citizenship and Immigration Canada online analysis tool. But such is life.)

But if Bristol Palin joins Sarah in Ottawa and continues to promote abstinence-only sex education in Canada--all the while caring for her two children born without benefit of marriage--the Canadian birthrate will sky rocket!

Cross-border diplomacy achieved--and problem solved again.